Morons who do not know how to carry a conversation

Phrases that really irk me to no end.

1) AISH ZHINZHA.
2) SIMI LJ
3) DUDE, YOU'RE THE BEST
4) PLEASE REVERT BACK TO ME ASAP
5) (sms lang.) how ah, i very scare
6) ROFL
7) THERE IS ALWAYS ANOTHER WAY
8) HMM.... NOT SURE
9) (sms lang.) M @ orchard now. Where r u
10) Most classic example ever - J pl cl m nw (Jia pls call me now)

Moving on... worst rapper names ever. (How do their friends even address them? Like I would be too ashamed to even be their friend just due to the sheer terror of calling them in public. I once read in the paper about a boy named Lim Fa Khe, who has and I bet still is having the worse life ever due to his parents' stupidity.)

starting from gag-worthy to OMFG -

10) Bubba Sparxxx
9) Cunninlynguists
8) Noreaga (gonnorhea)
7) Shorty Shitstain
6) Devin the Dude (at least Shitstain gives some gangsta vibe)
5) Messy Marv ('nuff said)
4) Hoobastank (yeah yeah not a rapper but wtf? who's Hooba and why does he stink? or how did he stop stinking?)
3)Swollen Members
2)Anyone with Lil' in front of their names (Lil' Flip, Lil' Scrappy, Lil' Wayne... etc.)

and the winner is -

1) Del tha Funkee Homosapien
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